Anyway, along came a dapper fellow wearing a baseball cap who started a converstaion about the way standards were being implemented in the NAG Fortran compiler. I asked whether he was interested in using Fortran. "Well, I used to be", he said. Belatedly I looked down at his name badge. It turned out to be Tom Lahey, founding father of the Lahey Fortran compiler. What could I do but shake his hand and bow.